The Premier League season is almost here, signaling the time for footballers to pose moodily in their team’s new kit, complete with artistic lighting and jerky camerawork.
Clubs have started revealing new kits to players and filming their reactions, often resulting in forced smiles and generic responses like, “Yeah, that’s nice.”
Let’s rank this season’s new Premier League home kits. Sit back and enjoy the list:
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The Chelsea shirt design seems like a result of a random experiment gone wrong, reminiscent of a sci-fi Tron football kit. It’s not a personal favorite.
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This Southampton kit resembles a Brentford or Sunderland design rather than the expected Southampton style, making it a bit dull for the upcoming season.
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(Photos: Getty Images/Design: Dan Goldfarb)